Plano thunderbird roller rink7/20/2023 THIRTY MINUTES FOR 25+ KIDS? WHO CAME UP WITH THIS? Then, of course, because 30 minutes is such a short period of time, they're up your butt to try and get you out. The drinks came in random order, the kids were half done eating before most of the drinks came in. Their website has ZERO party pictures at all, I think to purposely hide how horrible these rooms are. To their credit (?) I did have a little extra time to put the few decorations I had out in the room - on a table, with the donut cake I made.īy the way, the rooms have HIDEOUS, trashy, neon decor that's apparently up there all the time. she very slowly brought food and drinks in an awkward order, once we were all in our room. So, the party host was one of the most useless human beings I have ever encountered. I didn't get to skate with my kid, I barely even got to SEE her the entire time she skated. So, I had to monitor the tickets and hope to find people as they came in, and try and guard all the gifts being brought, and bags and purses. So, they told me my room time was at 1 PM from our 12-2 party time. unlike every other place I've ever booked, they give you a random THIRTY MINUTES (even for 25+ kids) at a RANDOM TIME. Huh? I thought my time was at noon? Oh, no, silly me. I signed in with the very unpleasant old guy up front who seems like he barely knows what's going on, and he gives me tickets, and then tells me to go 'sign in' with the party lady who will give me a 'room time'. The carpets look like they have NEVER been vacuumed in the however-many-years it's been open. I'm surprised they're allowed to make food in a place as filthy as this place. I have been once before, but I didn't remember it smelling so awful. That has NEVER happened to me with all the places I've ever hired for my kid's birthdays.įirst off, the stench of this place hits you in the face as soon as you walk in. I literally left in tears and had no chance the entire time to actually enjoy my kid's birthday experience. Because, this place deserves every swear word in the book. Nope! (This is why punching will get you ejected from a game.It's going to be very hard to write this review without heavy use of swear words. Most common are bruises, muscle strains, and sprains, but broken bones and more serious injuries can and do occur. We train off-skates to minimize injury, learn how to fall and to take hits properly, and we wear head-to-toe safety gear every time we get out on the track, but it happens. Yes, roller derby is a full-contact sport, and injuries are bound to happen. Punching, kicking, and elbowing are serious no-nos, but sometimes a good body check feels about the same. We have teachers, librarians, artists, waitresses, doctors, scientists, and even a private investigator.Ĭome to a bout and see, but also check out our Derby 101.Įven though roller derby is a full-contact sport, fighting is definitely off limits. All of the revenue we take at the door and from sponsors go back into the league by paying for practice time, uniforms, gear, and production costs.ĪLL TYPES! Our skaters range from age 18 to age 50, from teeny-tiny to large-and-in-charge. We wish – but no, we all play for the love of the sport and of each other. From designing the flyers, to keeping the books, to wiping up beer during the bout – every skater donates her time and talents to the league on and off the track. Each skater has a part in running the business. We like to skate fast and hit hard, and sometimes you might unexpectedly end up with a roller girl in your lap at this location.Īssassination City Roller Derby is 100% skater-owned and -operated. Beware though, the floor area is called Crash-Zone Seating for a reason. If you really want to get close to the action, the area between the caution tape is floor seating only. We ask that all chairs are set up behind the second line of caution tape. Seating (They do have seating along the walls on benches, but you need to get there first thing to get this seating.)īYOC (chair). See below for more information if you are not familiar with roller derby. Non-alcoholic drinks and snacks are available at the concession stand. Let s watch some roller derby! Ticket info will be posted soon.
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